zutch
Lesbian term for a butch with no practical skills.
A: She can't drive a stick shift, she can't build a table, she doesn't own a single tool, she just LOOKS like a stud.
B: She's just zutch, and pretty cute too.
B: She's just zutch, and pretty cute too.
zutch
To have two penises and fuck a girl from the butt and vagina.
Dude I zutched your mom last night.
Zutch
A non-definitive term for the plethora of sexual acts, often suffixed with -job, that are more sexual than kissing and fondling but are not full intercourse.
We didn't have sex, but we zutched around a bit.