Zwarez
One bad ass motha fucka. Kickin ass and taking names. Generally has good taste in style, everything from shirts to jeans to sunglasses. GTL baby. Gym, tanning laundry. This guy is ON like DONKEY KONG. Most people don't have a legit reason to have two arms, Zwarez has a legit reason: one girl to hang on each arm. When kids go to bed at night, they wear superman pajama pants. When superman goes to bed, he wears Zwarez pajama pants. 'nuff said.
If only Zwarez was here, we might actually have a chance of getting laid!