Blue Tick Wanker
Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.
His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.
His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.
9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.
blue tick wanker
Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.
I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.