Ørjan

A successful guy that everybody whises to high-five is referred to as a Ørjan.

If you are a real laid back and cool person, ørjan is the word you use instead of awesome, bitching, to cool, epic and etc. (This only works if you are considered a really popular guy, or else you can't pull it of)

Cow

Is a person that will ask question in every class at the university. "Can a square have round edges?"

He or she also have a huge desire to use advanced words that he/she have no knowledge about what so ever.

a sexy guy!!!! everyone wants to have sex With him!!!!!! someone Call him a god!!!!

A few radical scholars and university professors argue endlessly over the true origins of the Ørjan, simply known as the Nek. Some have speculated that the Ørjan is an off-shoot or a variant of the Beastmen race, while others insist that the Ørjan were not descended from man, but an evolved and mutated version of the traditional norwegian "Fuglenek". However, the most terrifying thing about this subject is that the vast majority of mankind would agree that there is no such thing as a Ørjan, and those that dare to speak openly about such matters are often shunned by normal society, and at worst burned at the stake for such heresy. Ørjan is naturally shy, conniving, and difficult to determine, as he dwell naturally in the underground tunnels far from the reach of normal cabled internet. Ørjan would only surface to purchase mentos or food from the local "varmdisk".