Øyvind

Scandinavian boy name, most common in Norway.
Means "Island of wind" or something.
Not so many ppl is called Øyvind, thus making it even cooler.

A very addictive central stimulating substance. People doing Øyvind is often recognized walking around with extreme euphoria. Interviews with people doing øyvind says its a very extreme experience, but the downside is that everything and everyone else seems dull in comparison.

Type of person with a lot of body hair and can grow facial hair at extreme speed. This causes people to often be mistaken for some kind of primate.

Although most might seem aggressive they are usually calm individuals often with much life experience.

The exception is when they ingest large amounts of alcohol, this brings out the more primal instincts within them. It's theorized that their appearance is caused by a closer link to primates or "cavemen"

He's a fucking legend, end of discussion