blump
Getting a blow job while taking a dump
blump
recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
blump
The fat spouse of a physically fit person.
Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.
blump
Someone who is one of more of the following:
fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way
Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way
Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
blump
1. the bowel movement you have not long after devouring a Blimpie submarine sandwich with the works, invented on a buy one get one night in The BronxNYC
King: my boy in castle hill hooks up mos mayo, oil, chz all that shit Mondays...its worth the Tuesday morning blump
Player King: bet
Player King: bet
blump
The word blump is a word describing something that is really boring, bland or just stupid.
Man... today has been such a blump day. I kinda hope I just get shot.
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In between a bump and a Lump
That is a pretty big blump