blumpie
to get a blowjob while taking a shit
that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning
blumpie
receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet
that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.
blumpie
Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.
Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!
blumpy
The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.
"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.
blumpy
The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.
Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.
Blumpy
Deficating while recieving oral sex.
Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy
blumpy
when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter
it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her