blumpkin fairy
A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
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A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.
because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.
blumpkin fairy
a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.