Blumpkin Man
Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.
Blumpkin man wears a visor.
The Blumpkin Man
The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
The Blumpkin Man
The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!
Poor Man's Blumpkin
The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.
"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."
one-man blumpkin
to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."