Blumptie
The Act of giving a girl head whilst she is taking a shit.
I got a nice mudslide on my chest when I was giving Kennedy
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Blumpty
A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a blow job while taking a shit.
Reverse Blumpty
A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.
1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
humpty blumpty
Getting blumpkins from a pregnant woman.
Shazney didn't allow the fact that she was heavily pregnant stop her having a good old humpty blumpty.
Blumpty Dumpty
A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.
The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.