Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

Blunderbust

Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.

"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"

Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.

Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

俚语	blunderbust
释义	Blunderbust When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all. Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face. Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face) Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust! Blunderbust Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity. "I'm about to blunderbust a nut!" Blunderbust Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing. Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust." the bloody blunderbust put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?! friend 2: dead from internal bleeding
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