Blurtweasel
Blurtweasel; An individual who posesses the rare combination of not only being "Blurty" but also being "Weasely"
"You are such a Blurtweasel, you make me vomit out my Japs eye!!!"
"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"
"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"