blutwurst

Meat, especially beef, that is dark-colored before being cooked.
( Red Meat)

Dude #1: Hey check it out, a hamburger!
Dude #2: Damn it's blutwurst

Blutwurst Surprise

Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.

Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty

俚语	blutwurst
释义	blutwurst Meat, especially beef, that is dark-colored before being cooked. ( Red Meat) Dude #1: Hey check it out, a hamburger! Dude #2: Damn it's blutwurst Blutwurst Surprise Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period. Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night? Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty
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