Blyvegas
The town of Blytheville, Arkansas was suppoused the be the Arkansas equivalent of Tunica, Missippi with lots of big casinos, glamorous hotels, fancy spas and first-rate entertainment. But, when the owners of the casinos came to the town to look it over, they were digusted by how the town looked and how they were treated and turned down the offer, taking their millions of dollars in revenue with them. If this offer had been approved, the whole town would had gotten a makeover and the name of the town would forver been changed from Blytheville to Blyvegas!
Let's go to Blyvegas! It's closer than Tunica!