abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
A lame and unoriginal joke made from singing the alphabet dropping the 'P' in it.
Kid: ABCDEFGHIJKLNO_QRSTUVWZYZ; Now I know my abc's, next time won't you sing with me?
Teacher: Where is the 'p'?
Kid: It's running down my pants.
Teacher: Where is the 'p'?
Kid: It's running down my pants.