abcdefghijungkooklmnopqrmtaeuvwxyeontanz
This is the ARMY alphabet (AKA the real alphabet).
Non-ARMY person: "The alphabet goes abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz."
ARMY person: NOOO!!!! It's abcdefghijungkooklmnopqrmtaeuvwxyeontanz."
ARMY person: NOOO!!!! It's abcdefghijungkooklmnopqrmtaeuvwxyeontanz."