Jamaican Board Wax
A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.
I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.
board waxing
the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party
Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.