Boat Bitch
A person who you meet and instantly know they are about to change your life in the best way possible. They may get on your nerves but you know they’ll be there to wipe your tears or binge that Netflix series. They are the type of person you plan a vacation with the first night you meet. At the end of the day they’re the bitch to your boat and you are glad to have them be a part of your crew
Larry: ayeee just boat bitch things
Katie: no cap.
Katie: no cap.
Boat Bitch
1. The person, usually male, who is responsible for getting the boat out of storage, gassing it up, prepping it with all the toys, music etc. Then putting it in the water cleaning it afterward and taking it back to storage. Due to the stress of the responsibility he may seem bitchy or grouchy.
2. The guest on your boat who brags about how his other friends boats is bigger, better, faster, more toys, better sound system. He/she can't just enjoy the moment but constantly bitches,complains,brags.
2. The guest on your boat who brags about how his other friends boats is bigger, better, faster, more toys, better sound system. He/she can't just enjoy the moment but constantly bitches,complains,brags.
1. If I am getting the boat you better have ready all the food, drinks, towels, and whoever is going on the boat here on time and be ready, I'm not your boat bitch!
2. My other friend has a boat like yours but its bigger and faster. He also has these cool toys and his system
2. My other friend has a boat like yours but its bigger and faster. He also has these cool toys and his system
Bitch Boat
when a group of friends is talking about about a certain subject and a person doesn't know enough about the subject, or is completely out of the loop to what the group is talking about, said person is on the bitch boat.
Person 1: Hey, did you guys buy that new Kendrick Lamar CD??
Person 2: Yea, its sick as hell!!
Person 3: Who's Kendrick Lamar??
Person 1: OHHH!! You're on the Bitch Boat!
Random Passerby: Who the fuck buys CD's anymore..
Person 2: Yea, its sick as hell!!
Person 3: Who's Kendrick Lamar??
Person 1: OHHH!! You're on the Bitch Boat!
Random Passerby: Who the fuck buys CD's anymore..
Bitches in a Bitch Boat
Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.
Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"
"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"
"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"
eight bitches on a bitch boat
The way that one of the frat aliens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force describes the pain that he went through to get a tatoo on his lung.
"Yeah my dad said he'd kill me if I didn't get it done. I had to get wasted to do it cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat"
"It was as cold as eight bitches on a bitch boat"
"It was as cold as eight bitches on a bitch boat"
Twelve Bitches in a Bitch Boat
As used in 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' it describes a feeling of extreme pain or discomfort.
"It hurt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat!' or "After that party I felt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat..."
Eight Bitches in a Bitch Boat
Used when something sucks so incredibly bad that no other adjective will suffice. Also used when one can not think of a suitable word or phrase to describe a situation that can't be any worse.
"Dude I heard what happened to your car, that sucks worse then eight bitches in a bitch boat."