Boat life
It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.
Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!
John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life
Dan : Boat life bruh!
John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life
Life Boat
A male or female you keep around in the case that you become desperate causing you to lower your standards and will go for anyone. You lead them on but never get anywhere with them unless they are needed. Also known as Playing
I haven't been with anyone in a while and I'm becoming desperate (ship sinking) but I have a back up plan to save me,(the person), I'll just go to my Life Boat.
last man on the life boat
One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.
bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"