boatsex
The art of shoving your wooden plank into her elegant transom and lathering her vessel with a coat of milky sweet varnish.
"I docked my dinghy bow first into her beautiful deep boat slip last night, nothing like a great night of boatsex, Jim"
boatsex
the act of engaging in intercourse with a marine vessel
"I totally had boatsex with this sweet yacht last night."
epic boatsex
BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!
A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest
Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!