bobcatting

the only way to reach 100% lax mode, involving chilling so hard in the most comfortable position humanly possible.

could include, but not limited to, bringing your mattress from bedroom to tv room, owning feather pillows, receiving dome while in any form of lax state

A girl that is sitting in the middle back seat of a car after a shitload of drinks (optional) between two blokes and wanking them simultaneously - ever seen how someone drives a bobcat with a joystick either side?

just doing ignorant frowned upon shit, while not giving a single fuck. Going HAM and raging may be involved as well. NOTICE: this act can only be committed by students attending Texas State University.

NOTE: Bobcatting is not encouraged anywhere else besides San Marcos
A wise bobcat once said "A bobcat out of bobcat country is like a fish out of water."

Bobcatting can also only be commited by non-libs

When you get punched to the ground and then stomped on.

Bobcat- a cougar that doesn't really want to do anything but makeout and second base; c*cktease cougar; Resembles a wild cat but has little to no wild blood; Often times a married woman that acts unmarried for isolated incidents but in the end stays faithful for the most part

Noun: a vehicle utilized by the dirt whisperer to move dirt that may cause damage to septic and sprinkler systems.

1) One of the smaller wild felines.

2) A young woman between the ages of 20 and 30 who prefers to date men at least 2 years their junior. Similar to the term "cougar" referring to single women in their 30s and 40s who date much younger men. Bobcats are like young/small cougars ;)