boblefranne
A word invented by Mads Hermansen and Tobias Hofmeister to describe the way your brain acts a few minutes after waking up. Your brain doesn't function fully, and your response to certain situations and or/questions may not be fully responsive, as well as your memory of the situation is blurred.
*Person 1 sleeping*
*Person 2 wakes person 1 up*
Person 2: "Can you mown the lawn today?"
Person 1 (with sleepy eyes and zombielike facial expression): "Yesss 👍 zzZZzZz."
*HOURS LATER*
Person 2: "Why haven't you mowed the lawn?!"
Person 1: "What are you talking about? I haven't agreed to that!"
Person 2: "Yes you did, I woke you up and asked you to do it."
Person 1: "Oh, I had boblefranne then."
*Person 2 wakes person 1 up*
Person 2: "Can you mown the lawn today?"
Person 1 (with sleepy eyes and zombielike facial expression): "Yesss 👍 zzZZzZz."
*HOURS LATER*
Person 2: "Why haven't you mowed the lawn?!"
Person 1: "What are you talking about? I haven't agreed to that!"
Person 2: "Yes you did, I woke you up and asked you to do it."
Person 1: "Oh, I had boblefranne then."