boblikecake
One who likes cake... and pie... and booty... and literally anything that can be eaten...LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Also Cannot Die so good to have by your side, just be wary he may eat you taco... or your sausage. No matter what your cake is fucked.
person 1"Boblikecake ate my cake!"
person 2"What cake?"
person 1 "What do you mean 'what cake?' Can't you see my ass is gone!"
person 2"What cake?"
person 1 "What do you mean 'what cake?' Can't you see my ass is gone!"