Bocked

That feeling you get even when you are sober at 3:00 am. You are just feeling delerious and everything seems to be funny or confusing. One can also feel bocked after completing a tedious act or having a tiring day.

Hello in HP, usually used to prefix coffee, lunch or beer. Generally HP chickens are feed a lot of steroid based corn and staff become docile and unproductive.

A very strong lager beer traditionally brewed in winter to celebrate the coming spring. Full-bodied, malty, well-hopped. Darker, sweeter, and heavier than typical beers, made for six weeks in the spring from the residue left in the vats before they are cleaned. Double Bock is an even stronger version.

A ball cock. It usually happens to fat people and their cock turns into a ball because they are so fucking fat.

baekhyun + cock = bock. THE bock. theres only one bock. the holy bock

To play with or against a friend on XBox Live.

The art of using spring-loaded stilts to jump and run with animal agility. It is possible to achieve six feet of height or twenty-five miles per hour on flat ground. The sport is named after Alexander Boeck, the German inventor who came up with them.

Bocking is an acrobatic sport, mostly involving midair tricks, but it's really what you make of it. It's plenty fun enough to go out for a stroll, or go for a run and feel the wind in your hair, although running long distances requires extreme endurance. Daily bocking can likewise bring one's endurance to a completely new level.
As the sport stands as this is being written, bocking is more of an extreme sport than a method of transportation, although this fact may change as newer, lighter models with better springs come out.
Note: backflips and similar stunts are not made easier on bocks, contrary to common belief. They require less physical agility because of the spring action, but achieving the flipping motion is very difficult.