body bag syndrome
A condition in which one's entire body should be sealed in a body bag, so that others needn't suffer to see it. This affliction is a more serious version of Paper Bag Syndrome.
"So Gaby was leaning over in class today, and her boobs almost fell out, you should have seen it."
"What's wrong with you? She has some serious body bag syndrome. That girl needs to be bagged, tagged, and put on ice."
"What's wrong with you? She has some serious body bag syndrome. That girl needs to be bagged, tagged, and put on ice."