BodyBoard

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

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The gayest thing you can ever do while riding a wave. A sport that requires no skill at all. Bodyboarders like to imagine that their sport is harder than surfing and they are more "hardcore", but just about everbody knows, they arent. Ohh and around here in southern california most of them seem to have their ears peirced like little fags

the gayest thing u can do in the surf

A rectangular piece of foam used to ride ocean waves. The species that uses this board is a type of hybrid. They are believed to be half human mixed with some kind of invertebrate. This half-breed can not walk, so it uses Bodyboards to travel. They are most often seen at bad beach breaks. The species that uses this piece of foam are growing at an alarming rate. The animals that uses Bodyboards were once consider the nerdiest something could every be, but now are only no cool.