Bog Trogg
The men/women that hang around in the toilets of busy bars and night clubs with various perfumes, aftershave, chewing gum etc. So that if you pay them you can "freshen up" when out on the pull so you dont smell like a decomposing sewer-rat.
Them birds are quite fit, i think ill pay a visit to the Bog-Trogg before i go and speak to them, i stink.