boif
Short for boyfriend.
"Chrissy, your boif is a geek."
"I'd like you to meet my new boif."
"I'd like you to meet my new boif."
Boifed
When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.
* to be boifed. Adjective
1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.
1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.
Boif
When pockets of air get trapped under one of the many rolls of fat of an obese person, the release of that air and the sound it makes is a Boif. Much like a similar phenomenon that occurs in a woman's vagina, the queef.
you fucked that fat girl?! how loud did she boif man?
Boif
Short for "boyfriend" who is also "hubby material".
I went out with my boif today.
A: Have your parents met your boif yet?
B: Not yet, we just started going out
A: Have your parents met your boif yet?
B: Not yet, we just started going out