Boiled Fart
(Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
(man in the shower with girlfriend)
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
Egg Boiling Fart
A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.
What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮
boiled egg fart
A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.
mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!