boisterous oyster
The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.
Brian: What was that noise?
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.
Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.