bollingering
From malingering -- to evade duty or work by pretending to be incapacitated -- it means to drink so much champagne (Bollinger) at lunch that you are actually incapacitated for the rest of the day.
The company's cracking down on Bollingering since so many people are taking 3-hour lunch breaks.
bollinger
n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting
Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.
Bollingered
When someone twists the truth and reinvents history, with the sole aim of boosting the credibility of the speaker. The act is only done by people who have f****d-up badly, and are striving to save face.
That vile cow Deborah just Bollingered me again. I hope she rots in hell.
Bollinger
To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."
With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.
Bollinger
Invite someone to a party and then insult them for personal gain
The president of Iran was completely bollingered at Columbia University.
Bollingered
When someone is invited to speak at a public forum, and is then insulted and denounced by the person introducing them before they speak. Eponymously originated with vigor by Lee C. Bollinger, President of Columbia University when introducing the president of Iraq - Mohmoud Ahmadinejad.
"I was all set with my notes for the lecture and then got flustered when I was Bollingered in the introduction..."
Bollinger
A person who is scared to use the bathroom while other people are in the bathroom
Don't be a Bollinger, just use the bathroom.