Bonathan
Bonathan a word used to refer to a man named Mr.Miller (AKA Brad's evil twin lookalike)
Hey Declan, look its Bonathan on the morning show again.
Bonathan
A ship name between twelve year old Jonathan, and eleven year old Bonnie from The Troupe.
Girl: Omg! Is that Jonathan and Bonnie?!
Boy: Yes! Bonathan is the best ship!
Boy: Yes! Bonathan is the best ship!
Befouled Bonathan
The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
Bonathan Jellinghausen
Think of an orgasm. Now multiply the pleasure by 100.
Man, that was a certified Bonathan Jellinghausen moment!