Bone Bastard
A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking
bone idle bastard
Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day
Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?