Boner Achieved
Something you say when a girl does something sexy that gives you a boner. You usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can't here you.
Girl: Tonight I'm going to get Tipsy, you should join me in my bed.
Boy: Boner Achieved. :)
Girl: What?
Boy: Uhhh nothing!
Boy: Boner Achieved. :)
Girl: What?
Boy: Uhhh nothing!