Boner Crime
A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
boner crime
When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.
Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.
crime boner
A boner you get from commiting crimes.
I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.