Bonercycle
The vehicle of retired gay pornstar Billy Herrington. It is composed of a naked body builder whom is being rode by Harrington, also naked. It can work as a segway, a motorcycle, etc.
Term invented by Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Term invented by Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
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bonercycle
The exact definition of bonercycle is unknown, due to debate between the following two definitions:
Definition 1:
An irresistable penis that females want to "ride". Similar to a motorcycle.
Definition 2:
A cycle with steps such as: limp, half-mast, and hard-on. Similar to a life cycle.
Definition 1:
An irresistable penis that females want to "ride". Similar to a motorcycle.
Definition 2:
A cycle with steps such as: limp, half-mast, and hard-on. Similar to a life cycle.
"I really wanna ride that hippie's bonercycle"
"My bonercycle is always at stage one, limp :("
"My bonercycle is always at stage one, limp :("
bonercycle
A moto so sweet it gives you a boner.
Ooooh! Check out that sweet Ducati -- BONERCYCLE!