Bonerful
When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.
It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.
boneration
A penis that is in a state of erection
It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Boner
when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is
Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!
John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...
John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...
Boner
You penis's version of a thumbs up.
*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.
with a boner
a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.
1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning
chuck: with a boner
2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face
random guy in the background: with a boner
tanner: (chuckles)...never mind
chuck: with a boner
2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face
random guy in the background: with a boner
tanner: (chuckles)...never mind
boner
A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.
Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner
Boner
What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.
While I was in a school play, I got a boner.