Bonerificus

An erection that earns a place of honor in the Hallowed Halls of Dongdom. It is not only a thing to be looked upon and admired, but also an event that should be shared with a partner, a group, or anyone that appreciates a good piece of woody. If you find yourself the proud barer of a Bonerficus you must share it either by telling someone or by visual presentation, as this is an event never to be wasted. If you find yourself in its presence you should pay homage.