boner monkey
A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
Boner monkey
An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
Monkey Boner
Used to define someone acting like a retard
Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner