bonerphone
the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.
person 1: "I can play two instruments."
person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"
person 1: Ha Ha bitch
person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"
person 1: Ha Ha bitch