bong a dong
The process of giving someone a blow job. Giving head. Sucking dick.
hey, that girl over there is really hot. Yeah, and she sure knows how to bong a dong.
bong dong
When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.
"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."
Bong dong
When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.
No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
Bong-Dong
An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.
"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."
bong out with your dong out
To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.
"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."
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It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick
#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.
bong out with your dong out
Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.
Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!