Bong Lipstick
When smoke from a bong is so concentrated (think double perk or triple perk) that taking a rip leaves one with an undesired application of resinous, brown lipstick. Should one not address the issue immediately, others may believe they are actually wearing cosmetics or worse...
Jimmy: "Johnny, did you just finish tossing a salad?"
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."
Johnny: "Nope, just a little bong lipstick."