bongo beater
Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts
I won't be donating money to bongo beaters
Bongo Beater
Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.
Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater
OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater
Matt: You're such a bongo beater
OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater