Bonkenhi
The above definition is a lie. Trust me.
Person 1: Who's Bonkenhi?
Person 2: Idk, some liar.
Person 2: Idk, some liar.
Bonkenhi
A being of the highest win. Omnipotent and Omniscient, however not Omnibenevolent, as he is stright. It is common to hail him, and good to do so too. If you see Bonkenhi, and wish to respect him, there's two things you should remember:
1. He does not speak Spanish.
2. He only accepts cash bribes.
1. He does not speak Spanish.
2. He only accepts cash bribes.
1. Oh my god! It's Bonkenhi. Almighty Bonkenhi, forgive us noobs. We are not worthy.
2. In the name of the Espeon, under the board, and the leading man... amen?
2. In the name of the Espeon, under the board, and the leading man... amen?