Bonkus
Used when something is crazy or cool and can be used instead of poggers
Joe: yo that was so poggers am I right?
Chad: don’t you mean bonkus?
Chad: don’t you mean bonkus?
Bonkus
a very unusual alien with a very big head, long arms, short legs and claw hands.
also used as describing a weird cunt
also used as describing a weird cunt
Holy shit sus the Bonkus
bonkus
a large bonkus
Hey, that's a big o'l bonkus you got there.
Wonkus Bonkus
A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.
James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus
Thicc bonkus
A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map
Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"
honkus of the bonkus
A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.
"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."
bonkus of the konkus
When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.
Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.