Bonkysplonky
The act of draping a person in a blanket because they smell so bad.
“Jack you stinky fuck, why are you so smelly, I’m going to have to give you a bonkysplonky you smelly dickhead.
Bonkysplonky
The act of draping a curtain over a person because they smell too much like shit
“hey Jack, stop being so stinky you dirty fuck, I’m gonna have to give you a bonkysplonky you nasty man.”