Bonus Waffle
A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
Bonus Waffle
A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"
"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
Bonus Waffle
A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.
"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"
Bonus Waffle
The act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. Not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. It signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.
"I had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. After another round of morning sex she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!"
Bonus Waffle
n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
Bonus Waffle
A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.
She really earned her bonus waffle last night.
Bonus Waffle
A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.
"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."