Boobficianado
An individual with an unabashed affection for all things to do with breasts. They love the way they look, smell, taste, feel,etc. Often found in combination with being an Areolist.
Since Bob is a Boobficianado, he had a really hard time maintaining focus during his sand volleyball game at the topless beach this afternoon. He looked like a crackhead trying to score some rocks.