Boochebag
Someone whom you consider close, but by the same token is a total douchebag.
Person 1: I just broke up with Hannah.
Person 2: You only dated for 2 days!
Person 1: I know, she just wasn't hot enough.
Person 2: You're my boochebag.
Person 2: You only dated for 2 days!
Person 1: I know, she just wasn't hot enough.
Person 2: You're my boochebag.