BOOGIE Lord

In 2000 B.C., when the world was ravaged by Satanic demons threatening the existence of mankind and war had torn apart all societal relations, the BOOGIE gods in BOOGIE Heaven were contemplating what they could do to put an end to all the destruction occurring down on Earth. However, despite their ceaseless arguing, not a single one of them was able to propose a logical and realistic idea. The BOOGIE Lord had decided that he would have to sacrifice his place in BOOGIE Heaven and descend down onto Earth to end the war. The BOOGIE offered the humans and demons a tasty delicacy found only in BOOGIE Heaven. They were called bananas, and they were these yellow fruits that had a peel that vaguely resembled a smiley shape. All the humans and demons quit fighting to eat these delicious bananas. They replanted their seeds so that more banana trees would grow and replenish their supply once they'd consumed all the bananas that the BOOGIE Lord had offered. The humans who were also secretly vampires especially loved to use the name Bananas for their new-born children. The demons went away. But the humans had it all wrong. The BOOGIE gods actually called the bananas oogalagachiga but the humans had misheard the name when the BOOGIE Lord had said it, so they said bananas. The BOOGIE Lord has since not been spotted amongst mankind, but legend has it that only a special creature by the name of Zoinab can summon the BOOGIE Lord by chanting his name three times...